by Horace the Ellf


Honestly did believe this shelf gig was going to be great. 'Get out and see the world,' they said. 'Experience the joy of wide-eyed kids, holiday cheer, and the Christmas spirit,' they promised. 'Finally leave your parents' basement for once in two hundred and sixty-seven years,' they told me. I was sold. In this for-parent's-eyes-only parody of the popular holiday title, The Elf on the Shelf, readers laugh along with Horace as he goes AWOL from his Christmas duties. This photo-story set to verse is the unauthorized (and hilarious) tale of one disgruntled little helper with a gift for making mischief.

Elf off the Shelf: Christmas Tradition Gone Bad

SKU: 9781440527913
  • ISBN-13: 9781440527913 Publisher: Adams Media Corporation Publication date: 10/18/2011 Pages: 36 - Humor | Form | Parodies - Humor | Topic | Adult - Holiday | Christmas