In the green suburbs, 
tucked away in bed, 
are two parents.
"Goodnight husband, 
goodnight wife." 
And to all the familiar things in the rumpled bedroom--to the portrait of two rowdy kids, to the dog peeing on the rug, to the wrinkle cream and bloodpressure medication, to each and every dirty sock--the husband and wife say goodnight. 
In this humorous parody of a children's literature classic, familiar to generations of married couples, the gentle sarcasm and clever illustrations combine to make a perfect book for the end of every frustrating, exhausting, utterly priceless day.